Ohhhh….Not a Bee!

I just looked up the yellow jerk that stung me today.  It wasn’t a bee, who is cute, pollinatey, makes yummola honey and is not a jerk.  Rather, it was a yellow jacket.  I noticed when I opened the recycling container that he was kinda bigger and pointier than a bee.  When I opened the lid and said “You’re free, buddy!”, he came back and stung me like a jerk.  A bee wouldn’t do that.  Bees aren’t jerks.  Yellow jackets are jerks.  And they hurt.   Ow.

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Today’s symptoms:  Ow.  See above.  Jerk. 


2 thoughts on “Ohhhh….Not a Bee!

  1. You are too funny ! But there is no such word as pollinatey lol. I used to be deadly allergic to yellow jackets. One stung me in the belly and I went into convulsions and had paramedics working on me. My body was covered in lumps like boiled eggs. I went to an allergist after that and he told me one more Sting from a yellow jacket would kill me! I went and enrolled in a program at the Firestone clinic in Hamilton that would offer me a 50% chance of survival if I got a tiny bit of the toxin injected into me every two weeks for 30 months. I had to carry an EpiPen and an epinephrine injector with me everywhere. Once I finally got my appointment at the clinic they found that my immune system had taken over and I was no longer allergic. So I didn’t need to go through the program. I’ve been stung twice by a yellow jacket since then. Once was in the mouth. And all I got was swelling😊 if one comes near you again just tell him to buzz off!🐝 have a great weekend!

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    1. Good grief! Glad I don’t have that issue.
      As for the spelling, pollinatey is a word in Elizalingo. I have lots of words that you’ve probably never heard before.

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